Lace Lovers Mugs

Mary felt safer going to her car late at night now that she carried a spray can of lace.

Bad hair day!

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Margarita

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

The Dandy

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

Melania Trump

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Hang Time Fido

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

"Seriously? Earrings again? How much thought do you actually put into buying me presents?"

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

Biking Granny.

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

"Morning!"

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."