Lock Lover Mugs

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'

"The more I interact with people, the more locks I buy for my house."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

The Dandy

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

Tee for Two!

Bucket List

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

2020

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

'I spend the winter in Sarasota now, since I sold my entire list to telemarketers.'

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

Hang Time Fido

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Important and Urgent Tasks and Not Important and Not Urgent Tasks.