Lock Aficionado Mugs

'The new locks are more secure, but carrying the keys sure are a hassle.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

CLEAR!

"Beware of Don"

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Men's Prayer Group.

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

Builders.

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Carpenter

Knight Vision

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

A Utility Knife.

Acupressure Gauge

The biggest fish.

Workers rest