Lock Aficionado Gifts

'The new locks are more secure, but carrying the keys sure are a hassle.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Beware of Don"

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

CLEAR!

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

"I locked the key in the trunk."

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Men's Prayer Group.

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

Builders.

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

Knight Vision

Carpenter

Poetry Knight

Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor

Acupressure Gauge

Workers rest