Locksmith Aficionado Gifts

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'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

A crab with a utility knife claw

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

CLEAR!

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Hammer and Anvil.

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Men's Prayer Group.

Builders.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'