Locksmith Aficionado Gifts

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'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

CLEAR!

A crab with a utility knife claw

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

Hammer and Anvil.

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Men's Prayer Group.

Builders.

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

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