
'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'
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'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'
'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'
'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'
Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home
Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.
'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'
Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!
"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."
Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive
'What do you mean you can't find the key?'
'Could you throw me the car keys?'
"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."
Its a poor heart that never rejoices
DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."
'What do you mean you lost the keys?'
'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'
'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'
''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'
'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'
'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'
"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"
'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'
'Did you remember to lock the house?'
'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'
'Joe, would you please throw me the car keys?'
'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'
Welcome mat with large lumpy key under it.
'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'
'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'
Bathroom privacy options: A guide.
'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'
'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about a key to the city?'
Shark picking lock to diver's cage.
Smaller safes inside bigger safes.
Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?
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