Locksmithing Gifts

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

"Happy New Year"

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Lost your keys, but can't afford a certified locksmith? Hire they guys at Very Cheap, but Very Effective Door Opening Service.

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'Got your toolbox, Ed? I forgot my keys.'

Born to Locksmith.

"We try to rehabilitate our inmates by giving them new skills. 763 here for instance is training to be a locksmith."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

How Swordfish Are Born

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

Hammer and Anvil.

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

Museum. Celtic smiths were the first to add iron rims to chariot wheels. They should have called them "ferrous wheels"!

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

Knight Supplies

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'