Locksmithing Pillows

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

"Happy New Year"

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Lost your keys, but can't afford a certified locksmith? Hire they guys at Very Cheap, but Very Effective Door Opening Service.

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'Got your toolbox, Ed? I forgot my keys.'

Born to Locksmith.

"We try to rehabilitate our inmates by giving them new skills. 763 here for instance is training to be a locksmith."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

How Swordfish Are Born

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Hammer and Anvil.

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Knight Supplies

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

'Joe, would you please throw me the car keys?'