Locksmith Pillows

Al the Locksmith.

"Your keys are in your purse? I think it will be quicker to call a locksmith!"

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Smaller safes inside bigger safes.

'It's just until we get the lock fixed.'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'I lost my key to the kingdom.'

'... so I put the combination in the safest place I could think of.'

Wolf calls a lock smith.

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

'I know your sentence is up, but the locksmith died last year.'

Robber in Locksmiths "..and don't try to make a bolt for the door"

'What do you mean we need a locksmith?'

A locksmith selling keys for $1 Million a Piece says, 'I figure that if I can just sell one key, I can retire.'

'The new locks are more secure, but carrying the keys sure are a hassle.'

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

'I want a heavy padlock and two dead bolts on the door.'

"But I'm a key worker."

"Back off. I got house keys and I'm not afraid to use them."

'Personally, I'd prefer to call my locksmith instead of my lawyer.'

"This town ain't big enough for both of us!"

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

Houdini's car keys.

'I think this is a case where bigger is not necessarily better.'

"We wouldn't have this problem if you'd just bury your bones like other dogs!"

"Broken into? Didn't you lock the door?"

Single contractor in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your tool chest.

'A thief stole your key? Rats, I'll have to change the lock and reissue keys to the thousands of tenants...'

'Yes, I do feel safer, but the key sure is a hassle to carry around.'

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

Burglar asked to open chastity belt

'Of all the keys to lose.'

The locksmith dressing for parade

Its a poor heart that never rejoices