Locksmiths Pillows

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

'We COULD bust him for every non-forced illegal entry in the district...or is that just too darn easy?'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

How Swordfish Are Born

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

Hammer and Anvil.

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

Knight Supplies

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

'Joe, would you please throw me the car keys?'

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'