Locksmiths Gifts

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

'We COULD bust him for every non-forced illegal entry in the district...or is that just too darn easy?'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

How Swordfish Are Born

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

Hammer and Anvil.

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

Museum. Celtic smiths were the first to add iron rims to chariot wheels. They should have called them "ferrous wheels"!

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

Knight Supplies

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'