Locksmith Humorist Pillows

"I can't find the key. . ."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

The Mafia Goes Green.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'Hello, security.'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

'Joe, would you please throw me the car keys?'

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

Welcome mat with large lumpy key under it.

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!'

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'