Locksmith T-Shirts

Al the Locksmith.

"Your keys are in your purse? I think it will be quicker to call a locksmith!"

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Smaller safes inside bigger safes.

'It's just until we get the lock fixed.'

'I lost my key to the kingdom.'

'... so I put the combination in the safest place I could think of.'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Wolf calls a lock smith.

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

'I know your sentence is up, but the locksmith died last year.'

'The new locks are more secure, but carrying the keys sure are a hassle.'

A locksmith selling keys for $1 Million a Piece says, 'I figure that if I can just sell one key, I can retire.'

Robber in Locksmiths "..and don't try to make a bolt for the door"

'What do you mean we need a locksmith?'

Houdini's car keys.

'I want a heavy padlock and two dead bolts on the door.'

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

"Back off. I got house keys and I'm not afraid to use them."

'A thief stole your key? Rats, I'll have to change the lock and reissue keys to the thousands of tenants...'

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

'Yes, I do feel safer, but the key sure is a hassle to carry around.'

'I think this is a case where bigger is not necessarily better.'

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

"This town ain't big enough for both of us!"

Single contractor in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your tool chest.

'Personally, I'd prefer to call my locksmith instead of my lawyer.'

"We wouldn't have this problem if you'd just bury your bones like other dogs!"

Burglar asked to open chastity belt

"But I'm a key worker."

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

"This locksmith bill is outrageous. People, please—when you lock 'em up, don’t throw away the key.”

Descriptive Shop Signs Warn Of Deadly Alleyway

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

Mr. Tappertit's jealousy