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In jail dreaming of a key/release

'So anyway Steve's off on holiday somewhere. . . I've changed the lock on the main entrance! let's see him squeeze through the pet door for a change.'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

The Sculptor

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Hammer and Anvil.

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Raw Piano Bar

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

'Joe, would you please throw me the car keys?'

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

Welcome mat with large lumpy key under it.

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

Bathroom privacy options: A guide.

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about a key to the city?'