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'We like to play it safe.'

Lockdown exit being unlocked.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Pisa Hut.

Airport

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Mature poet surrounded by young artists passing mature artist surrounded by young poets.

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

One book... One book... One book...

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

Eros, Piccadilly Circus

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

Gentrification of the Fridge.