Locksmith Admirer Mugs

'We like to play it safe.'

Lockdown exit being unlocked.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Stephen Spender.

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

Airport

Pisa Hut.

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

Mature poet surrounded by young artists passing mature artist surrounded by young poets.

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

Gore Vidal

One book... One book... One book...

F. Scott Fitzgerald

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

Eros, Piccadilly Circus

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Toni Morrison

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

Its a poor heart that never rejoices