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'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

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'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

Welcome mat with large lumpy key under it.

'Joe, would you please throw me the car keys?'

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about a key to the city?'

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

Bathroom privacy options: A guide.

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

Smaller safes inside bigger safes.

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'I want a heavy padlock and two dead bolts on the door.'