Clocksmith Gifts

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

How Swordfish Are Born

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"It's running five minutes fast."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Hammer and Anvil.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Grandfather Clock

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

Grandfather Clock

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

"You're late."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Pianist.

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

Keeping Time