Lassie Lover Gifts

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Sloaney Pony.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Pearly King and Queen

Mr Metrosexual.

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Underweird bras."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

The Dandy

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Ze-Bras

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

"I've got this amazing new bra."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

Queen.

Media Darling.