Lassie Lover Gifts

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Sloaney Pony.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Pearly King and Queen

Mr Metrosexual.

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"Underweird bras."

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

The Dandy

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

Ze-Bras

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

Media Darling.

"I've got this amazing new bra."

Queen.

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'