Lace Lover Prints

The Dandy

Archimedes statue with a lever

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

Margarita

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Man painting MOM on boat

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

Canadian Canoe.

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'