Lather Lover Prints

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Archimedes statue with a lever

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Crab with a clown face.

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Homo Zapiens

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Stratigraphy