Limo Lover Gifts

Large Man Gets out of Limousine.

'Where does he think he is - Wall Street?'

"Back to the office, sir? Or should I surrender you to the authorities?"

Clown getting out of car.

'Accurs'd stag nights!'

'Our limo's here.'

"My desk-top computer doesn't know what my back seat computer is doing!"

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Margarita

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

A trevor of trainspotters

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Wrong leadership.

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!

"Now that we reinvented ourselves, who do you think should run the company?"

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'It basically boils down to you need to do stuff better.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

'Good work is it's own reward, but delegation is even better.'

'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.'

Leadership never hibernates.

Obama

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'