Limo Drivers Gifts

Forget The Dog

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

A Quiet Rebuke.

'Are we broke yet?'

How Amazon was invented

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

The last Passenger Pigeon

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

'Follow that cab!'

Limerick Airport

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Jungle Taxi

'I was a taxi driver once but I resigned!' 'Why?' 'I hate people talking behind my back.'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Rockefeller Center."