Limousine Driver Gifts

"You'd better let me handle this transaction, sir."

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

"Pull up past the armadillo."

A chauffeur driven garbage truck.

Limousine Driver Convention

Popcorn Convention

I Like Pie

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'Are we broke yet?'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

A Quiet Rebuke.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Sister Cities

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.