Omnibus Driver Gifts

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XII. - Sincere grief at the destruction of the Crystal Palace

Omnibus Drivers

Bus driver leaves unpredictable horse in control of a passenger

Omnibus driver asking if the 'electric fluid' that takes a message from Dover to Calais as anything like beer'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

A Quiet Rebuke.

'Are we broke yet?'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Caution May Contain Nuts.

The last Passenger Pigeon

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Limerick Airport

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"