Omnibus Driver Gifts

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XII. - Sincere grief at the destruction of the Crystal Palace

Omnibus Drivers

Bus driver leaves unpredictable horse in control of a passenger

Omnibus driver asking if the 'electric fluid' that takes a message from Dover to Calais as anything like beer'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Are we broke yet?'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

A Quiet Rebuke.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

The last Passenger Pigeon

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Limerick Airport

Recalculating!

'Follow that cab!'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.