Lovable Limo Enthusiast Gifts

Limo Bicycle Rack

Love linked

Margarita

A trevor of trainspotters

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

Tips for cabinet ministers: Want to keep your limo? Add black curtains and pretend it's a hearse!

Bumper Limos

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

'Our limo's here.'

'Honk if you favor the dividends tax cut.'

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

Caribbean Airport Security

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

"Are we there yet?"

Clown getting out of car.

"Your more successful brother is already here."

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

'You didn't do well in the limbo competition then?'

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

'I've just tried to set the bar as low as possible over the years.'

While they were having a celebration in the back, this limo driver recklessly ran into a pole. I"ll cite him for being a party crasher.

Kiwi falls in love with speech bubble

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

'Excuse me, sir, but they need you in the stadium. You're on deck.'

'Accurs'd stag nights!'

"Over, damn you, over!"

Delayed 1840- from Darlington (the Rocket).