Limo-loving Laughter Gifts

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

"First, admit no harm."

'Our limo's here.'

'Honk if you favor the dividends tax cut.'

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

"You sure you've done this before."

"This to you left me says you want a wok."

Clown getting out of car.

"After all, it is a frivolous lawsuit..."

"Are we there yet?"

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

'Accurs'd stag nights!'

A limo driver chases his car down a hill.

"The adult diapers I understand, but the adult binky..."

'Where does he think he is - Wall Street?'

"My desk-top computer doesn't know what my back seat computer is doing!"

"They said we'd be met with a shrug of indifference."

"I'm sick of these stag nights."

'This is what happens if your CEO is late for a shareholders meeting.'

"Hey! What's with the brick on the accelerator?"

"Looks like the copier's broken down again."

"Warning: The following programme may contain intelligent, humorous, factual entertainment..."

'Oh, yeah, and no whackin' off the night before a game!'

"There's no need to look at me when I'm talking to you."

"Back to the office, sir? Or should I surrender you to the authorities?"

"Watch out for the last row. They like to play poker."