Lab Laughter Enthusiast Gifts

"Looks like the copier's broken down again."

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Jerk Gene

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Frankenfish

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

DNA Xmas.

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

Bacterial Culture

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

"I think we've been wasting out time testing phones on rats. We already know phones are addictive."

Laboratory- risk assessor

"You say genetically modified po-tay-to, I say genetically modified po-tah-to."

'The stand-up geneticist'

'Here's the problem, sir. This isn't blood in your veins. It's red ink.'

'Whine, whine, whine!' You know what your problem is, Baxter? You're not a team player!'

'Yes, Sir, I'm still testing the new truth serum. I slept with your wife.'

'After hours at the piano lab.'