Lab Humor Enjoyer Gifts

"But I'm the tester - not the testee."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Frankenfish

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

DNA Xmas.

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

Bacterial Culture

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"I think we've been wasting out time testing phones on rats. We already know phones are addictive."

'The stand-up geneticist'

Laboratory- risk assessor

"You say genetically modified po-tay-to, I say genetically modified po-tah-to."

'Here's the problem, sir. This isn't blood in your veins. It's red ink.'

'Whine, whine, whine!' You know what your problem is, Baxter? You're not a team player!'

'Yes, Sir, I'm still testing the new truth serum. I slept with your wife.'