Lovers Of Lab Humor Gifts

'My god, Harry. At least my family goes home after two weeks. These people have been poking around in our business for three years.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Frankenfish

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

DNA Xmas.

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

Bacterial Culture

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"You say genetically modified po-tay-to, I say genetically modified po-tah-to."

Laboratory- risk assessor

'The stand-up geneticist'

"I think we've been wasting out time testing phones on rats. We already know phones are addictive."

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

'Here's the problem, sir. This isn't blood in your veins. It's red ink.'

'Whine, whine, whine!' You know what your problem is, Baxter? You're not a team player!'

'Yes, Sir, I'm still testing the new truth serum. I slept with your wife.'

"Now watch his reaction when I cough on him."