Lab Laugh Lovers Gifts

'Your experimental protocol fails to take into consideration, the astrological signs of the fruit flies.'

When Chemists take acid trips.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'...Or not.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

Jerk Gene

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Frankenfish

'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'