Limo Enthusiast Gifts

"Did you order the stretch limo?"

CLEAR!

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"Mine's camper."

Run from the hills!

Bumper Limos

Tips for cabinet ministers: Want to keep your limo? Add black curtains and pretend it's a hearse!

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

'Our limo's here.'

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

'Honk if you favor the dividends tax cut.'

Caribbean Airport Security

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

"Your more successful brother is already here."

Clown getting out of car.

"Are we there yet?"

'Love the motor home. I just never felt safe driving around in a little van.'

'You didn't do well in the limbo competition then?'

Exploring Paris.

While they were having a celebration in the back, this limo driver recklessly ran into a pole. I"ll cite him for being a party crasher.

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.

'Accurs'd stag nights!'

'Excuse me, sir, but they need you in the stadium. You're on deck.'

'I've just tried to set the bar as low as possible over the years.'

"Over, damn you, over!"

'He used to be a train driver.'

A limo driver chases his car down a hill.