Limbo Enthusiast Gifts

'I've just tried to set the bar as low as possible over the years.'

'I want you all to become under-achievers.'

Gardener doing the limbo

Raincloud Umbrella

Child protects planet with umbrella.

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

'I'm on my way!'

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

At Lego corporate headquarters.

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

Frogs

A rainbow umbrella

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Slalom

'That's his foot, that's his heart, that's a lego you swallowed at some point... weirdo.'

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

Businessman tries to shelter from the economic storm.

Umbrella Roof

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

The King In The Rain.

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."