Limbo Gifts

Limbo Champ Exit

As a world limbo champion, Dave could make it to an airplane's restroom...

'I want you all to become under-achievers.'

Limbo Day at the Palace

"Stop boasting about your high jumping - that's for the limbo dancing!"

"I'm sorry gentlemen, we seem to be experiencing some kind of limbo!"

Limbo Dancing Association...

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Lemonade without borders.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

'Honk if you favor the dividends tax cut.'

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

Poser

'Our limo's here.'

Caribbean Airport Security

"Hurry-up, make it snappy!"

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

'Wouldn't you know it! I'm out of film!'

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

Cow limbos under electric fence.

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

Clown getting out of car.

"Are we there yet?"

When vegans pose for photos.

'You didn't do well in the limbo competition then?'