Limbo Master Gifts

Limbo Day at the Palace

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

Zenemies.

Yoga.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Guru.

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Show off."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Important Muscles.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"Hoarder."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Zenboni

Relax.