Limbo Master Pillows

Limbo Day at the Palace

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

Zenemies.

Yoga.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

Guru.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Show off."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Hoarder."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Important Muscles.

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Zenboni

Relax.