Limbo Challenger Pillows

Cow limbos under electric fence.

The rocket powered skiier

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Do not think outside the box!

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Heel! Pass it on."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'Confusionism'

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Limbo Day at the Palace

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

When a nanosecond is forever.

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

Orienteering 101

Caribbean Airport Security

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

Spring cleaning.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

I don't like the looks of this next level.

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

Man and dog.

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.'

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

"This is doing nothing for my abs."