Limbo Challenger Pillows

Cow limbos under electric fence.

The rocket powered skiier

Lawnmower

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Do not think outside the box!

"Heel! Pass it on."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'Confusionism'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

When a nanosecond is forever.

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

Limbo Day at the Palace

Caribbean Airport Security

Orienteering 101

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

Spring cleaning.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.'

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

Man and dog.

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

'You didn't do well in the limbo competition then?'