Slalom Challenger Pillows

The rocket powered skiier

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Skiing

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

AI

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Slalom

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Orienteering 101

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Ski-ers.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Cow limbos under electric fence.

A boy boasting of his strength

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

"Yes, it's big, but we've got bigger mountains to climb!"

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"

Fly fishing

A man hunting in gale of wind

"OK, Mr. Johnson, after you take the computer out of the office toilet where you threw it, try rebooting..."

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Karate

'Michael, go in there and help your father before he throws another tantrum.'

"Wasn't Gracie teaching you how to play poker?"

'What's the pipe for?' 'You'll see...'

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'