Slalom Challenger Gifts

The rocket powered skiier

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Skiing

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

AI

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Slalom

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Orienteering 101

Cow limbos under electric fence.

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

I don't like the looks of this next level.

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Ski-ers.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

A boy boasting of his strength

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.'

It's 9 a.m. and I've already offed hundreds of aphids � Decimated dozens of beetles and slain seven slugs. But Nana, you're disturbing nature's balance. When it comes to garden pests � Biodiversity is way overrated.

In case of computer breakdown break glass

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

"Yes, it's big, but we've got bigger mountains to climb!"

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"

A man hunting in gale of wind

Fly fishing

"OK, Mr. Johnson, after you take the computer out of the office toilet where you threw it, try rebooting..."

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Karate

'Michael, go in there and help your father before he throws another tantrum.'

'What's the pipe for?' 'You'll see...'

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'