Course Challenger Gifts

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

The rocket powered skiier

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Lawnmower

For sale - Used only Once.

AI

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Discomfort zone.

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

Orienteering 101

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

"So, Mrs. Miller, would you tell me briefly your methods for teaching reading, your overall philosophy of education, your views on testing, your ideas on discipline, your opinions about homework, the ways you could excite kids about science, and how you would upgrade math skills in our school should you be hired?"

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Spring cleaning.

I don't like the looks of this next level.

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

Defying generations of failure, Terry finally achieved the Mountain Goat Dream of going vertical.

In case of computer breakdown break glass

Careers Advice

'It doesn't contain anything that'll help you find a job.'