Course Challenger Gifts

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

The rocket powered skiier

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Lawnmower

For sale - Used only Once.

AI

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Discomfort zone.

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

Orienteering 101

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

Spring cleaning.

"So, Mrs. Miller, would you tell me briefly your methods for teaching reading, your overall philosophy of education, your views on testing, your ideas on discipline, your opinions about homework, the ways you could excite kids about science, and how you would upgrade math skills in our school should you be hired?"

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

Defying generations of failure, Terry finally achieved the Mountain Goat Dream of going vertical.

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

In case of computer breakdown break glass

Careers Advice

'It doesn't contain anything that'll help you find a job.'

Reality, and lots of it!

"Answer your question? You mean in real time?"