Outdoor Challenger Gifts

Orienteering 101

'What's the pipe for?' 'You'll see...'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Lawnmower

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Leaf blowers at dawn.

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Spring cleaning.

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

Bert's Ragtime Band.

A boy boasting of his strength

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

Old man learning to ice skate

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'Well, that's the gardening done - until the perishing things spring up again!'

'If we keep the grass short, predators are less likely to sneak up unnoticed...'

"Let's do something really different and daring tonight to stimulate our marriage... Tonight I'll wash and you dry!"

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

"Judging by all the dishes, you have forgotten where the kitchen is. So, I programmed this GPS for you."

"Yes, it's big, but we've got bigger mountains to climb!"

Young Buffalo: 'Hello Mrs.Broadhouse,can Billy come out and Roam?'

'Go ahead, rub it in!'

A man hunting in gale of wind