Outdoor Challenger Gifts

Orienteering 101

'What's the pipe for?' 'You'll see...'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Leaf blowers at dawn.

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Spring cleaning.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

I don't like the looks of this next level.

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

Bert's Ragtime Band.

Old man learning to ice skate

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

A boy boasting of his strength

It's 9 a.m. and I've already offed hundreds of aphids � Decimated dozens of beetles and slain seven slugs. But Nana, you're disturbing nature's balance. When it comes to garden pests � Biodiversity is way overrated.

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

'Well, that's the gardening done - until the perishing things spring up again!'

"Let's do something really different and daring tonight to stimulate our marriage... Tonight I'll wash and you dry!"

"Judging by all the dishes, you have forgotten where the kitchen is. So, I programmed this GPS for you."

'If we keep the grass short, predators are less likely to sneak up unnoticed...'

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

"Yes, it's big, but we've got bigger mountains to climb!"

Young Buffalo: 'Hello Mrs.Broadhouse,can Billy come out and Roam?'

Tiny man and the chained door.