Limbo Champ Pillows

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Are we having fun yet?'

Schrodinger's kittens

Monkey casino study.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Limbo Day at the Palace

Caribbean Airport Security

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

I don't draw farts, but take it from me that one was from Skunksville.

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

Cow limbos under electric fence.

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

"Careful...she bites."

"Love them rays, Chief."

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

'You didn't do well in the limbo competition then?'

"It's not you, Gavin. . . it's just that I could never love anyone who still used plastic bags."

Ant Farm Concert