Carnival Champ Pillows

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

First Prize!

Going to Sea.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Are we having fun yet?'

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Schrodinger's kittens

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Larry's binge drinking, though annoying, started a terrific domino party tradition....

Nature Scents Research Department.

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

'My Father can beat up your Father!'

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

Coronavirus Warriors

"It's not you, Gavin. . . it's just that I could never love anyone who still used plastic bags."

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

"You might like my daughter. She's single and desperate too."

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'