Craftsmanship Champ Pillows

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Arts and crafts

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

Posh Easter Egg

Multitool Knife

'I had a cough at the time!'

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Luthier

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Bob's a tool belt."

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"Very amusing, Robertson, if I were the type to be amused."

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

Pottery

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"