Craftsmanship Champ T-Shirts

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Arts and crafts

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

Multitool Knife

Posh Easter Egg

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'I had a cough at the time!'

Luthier

"Bob's a tool belt."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"Very amusing, Robertson, if I were the type to be amused."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

Pottery

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"