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'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"It's o.k., come on out."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

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'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Ideas Man

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

The Solution!

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Inspiration Point

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

"I've heard of junk in the trunk... But art in the cart?" "It's a great way to spread joy, my boy!"

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"My favorite painting? That's like asking who's my favorite child. It's Michael."

"They say to get over writer's block, you should write what you know about. So...I wrote about writer's block."

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

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