Limbo Aficionados Gifts

Limbo Champ Exit

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

Business acquaintances on holiday

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

'Our limo's here.'

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

Limbo Day at the Palace

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

Caribbean Airport Security

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

A seamstress with balloons

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

Picnickers with umbrellas in heavy rain

Night of the Living Extroverts

"He still hasn't figured out how to get out of his invisible cubicle."

Human flesh consumption up 200%. Well done, Wilkins.

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

"What? You know I love paisley."

My goldfish has an odd look on his face, Al

Clown getting out of car.

'For heaven's sake! They're dressed as the 101st Airborne Division!'

"Are we there yet?"

'You didn't do well in the limbo competition then?'

'Guess who.'

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

'If you're anything like my cat, you won't like this.'