Limb Aficionados Gifts

'I'll have to consult with a tree surgeon on this, Cap'n.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Consenting Adults.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Keep fit.'

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

Spring Cleaning

Man on motorbike.

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'It's dead in here tonight.'

Jake played with a dead man's hand