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'I'll have to consult with a tree surgeon on this, Cap'n.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

Consenting Adults.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Keep fit.'

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

Spring Cleaning

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Man on motorbike.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'It's dead in here tonight.'