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"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

Business acquaintances on holiday

Limbo Day at the Palace

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

'Our limo's here.'

Caribbean Airport Security

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Picnickers with umbrellas in heavy rain

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

"He still hasn't figured out how to get out of his invisible cubicle."

A seamstress with balloons

Human flesh consumption up 200%. Well done, Wilkins.

Night of the Living Extroverts

"Are we there yet?"

Clown getting out of car.

"What? You know I love paisley."

'You didn't do well in the limbo competition then?'

'Guess who.'

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

'Hell for Court Reporters.' 'All the witnesses here either speak 500 words per minutes or are mimes.'

'Accurs'd stag nights!'